This is the Cuz.
She Who is hiding in the bathroom, and been there a while with some words rising above the normal grumbling. I don't think those kinds of words are very appropriate for the blog but your imagination can certainly lead you in the right direction.
Well, She Who is kind of, ahh, just a tad red. It was to be auburn, a nice auburn brown. I'll be hearing it all night I'm sure. I suggested she go with some red highlights. Tomorrow we're going to the professionals for some doctoring up.
She's giving me the "eyes", OMG, I'll never be invited back again.