Giggle For The Day

I woke up to this on one of the boards that I read. I love giggles in the morning.


Moms in Group Therapy

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.'

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's go pick up Peter and Willie from school and go get dinner.'

Drivers License

BLOCK YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE

This is so upsetting, thought I should pass it along. Check your drivers license...

Now you can see any one's Drivers License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was...Picture and all!

Thanks Homeland Security. Privacy, where is our right to it?

I definitely removed mine, I suggest you all do the same....Go to the web site and check it out. Just enter your Name, City and State to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove."

This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement.

http://www.license.shorturl.com/

Mr. Determination - Revisited

My gal pal's husband, Mr. Determination.

If you remember, this past Summer I spent some time (a lot of time) with them while getting ready for the move to Germany. On this morning, Mr. Determination found an innocent turtle in his swimming pool.

Just a small turtle seeking a cool refuge on a hot Summer day. Well actually, it was really big and slimy. But still one of God's creatures. Right???

Well, Mr. Determination got the turtle out of the pool after several really funny, hilarious attempts; because the turtle was really liking the pool.

This was Mr. Determination the other day. I had just gotten a new camera and was taking a few pictures. Just a couple of pictures. No harm in that, is there???

You know what he was swatting at???

Me. Now, do I look like I would ever, ever cause any bedevilment???